The mercury levels in loon eggs are causing the eggs to be msaller, and the mothers o longer carry their babies on their backs to teach them to swim.
Where's Chelsea??? ( this als falls under just got home frome work shit my Dad hollers.
It is a balmy 50 degress in my apt. He has his coffee and sits across form my couch while I wake up and finds my tiny electric heater and takes it retreating ot his house with my coffee. ( And most of my income last Friday.)
Par for the course.